factoids

1. i still make evan burp me. unless i'm drinking diet soda, i cannot burp myself.

2. i am from montana and i am the only person here who calls it soda.

3. i am also the only person who eats cup of noodles with a spoon. all of ya'll who eat it with forks? you're weird.

4. i used to have a place where i put people i didn't like. i called it "the hole." when someone pissed me off, i'd put them in the hole. i just read my listography about it and laughed out loud. i can't believe i forgot about the hole. sooo many people would be in it right now.

5. my love language is quality time and slash affirmation. evan patrick are you reading that?!

6. when i had my wisdom teeth pulled, i woke up. i remember they were finishing up, but he was totally still working in my mouth, and i tried to get up. i literally tried to push myself out of the chair and go. they had to push me down and re-sedate me. i learned about this phenom at work, it's called "anesthesia awareness" and it's a big deal. like medical malpractice big deal. i wish 16-year-old Larissa had known about that! (kidding. i've been sued. not fun.)

7. let's throw that in here, shall we? i was sued once. yep. 23-years-old and i've already been sued. it's a funny story actually. i got a flat tire on the highway in a snow storm, this guy ran into me, and then a girl ran into him. so he sued both of us for damage to his car (even though, hello, i was pulled over and had my flashies on) and then she sued both of us because her laptop was on the dash and it fell off and broke. i swear, some people need a swift kick. fyi-it settled out of court and i now work for the firm and with the lawyer that represented me. how hilar is that?

8. i absolutely loathe the sound of hearing noises through walls. especially, but not limited to car doors shutting, cabinet doors being slammed (because the other side of one of my walls has cabinets and people slam them all day every day), car horns, voices, music, etc.  basically, i hate any muted sound through walls.

9. i'm passive aggressive. yeah, i said it. everyone hates passive aggressive people but we hate confrontation. so don't.

10. i want to be a boy for just one day.

11. i hate spiders more than anything in the whole entire world. like, i would probably rather give a 25 minute impromptu speech than even look at, or heaven forbid, touch, a spider. and when i was in the philippines, i grabbed a shirt and put my hand right on the shirt's pet tarantula. i died.

12. i love my cheek bones, like the ones on my face. bahahaha
anyway. i touch them all the time, and evan will always say to me, "admiring your own cheek bones again, aren't you?" yup.

13. i've been to 5 continents, 8 countries (not including just airports), and swam in 4 oceans.

14. once my dad shot a pregnant elk and it had an albino baby. i was like 5, back when i was a fearless child and things like that didn't gross me out. but maybe all unborn elk babies are albino.

15. i carried the olympic torch for the winter olympics of like 2002. i was in 8th grade and awesome.