things Maddox says V.2

More, as of late.

"Mom! Go titchen!"-Maddox

"What's in the kitchen?"-me

"Poop in there."-Maddox

"There's poop in the kitchen?"-me

"Yeah, I do."-Maddox

(no worries, friends. no poop in the "titchen.")

"Wash it!"-Maddox

"Don't be bossy!"-me

"Wash it. NOW!!!"-Maddox

"What's your favorite thing in the whole world?"-me

"New diaper."-Maddox

"Too picy me."-Maddox

(translation: too spicy for me.)

"How cute are you?"-Evan

"So toot!"-Maddox

"What do you want to drink?"-me

"Um, beer."-Maddox

(for those of you not a regular in my life, Evan and I tend to cheat and tell Maddox that anything we don't want to share is beer. Apparently we say that more than we think.)

"I want mine aboon."-Maddox

(translation: balloon)

"Damnit, Jay!"-Evan

"DAMNIT! DAMNIT! DAMNIT! DAMNIT!"-Maddox

"That is definitely P.I."-Evan

"Definite."-Maddox

"Look your hair! Look so pretty!"-Maddox to me (yes, dead.)

"Oh mine dear."-Maddox

"You're going to see grandma."-me

"Bay?"-Maddox (Bay's the dog)

"No, other grandma."-me (we differentiate them by their animals I guess)

"Bonnie?"-Maddox

 "Yes."-me

"Bonnie. Bonnie. Bonnie. I yuv Bonnie."-Maddox

 (my mom is thrilled that Maddox prefers to call her Bonnie)

"Hi, yittuh birds! Doing up dere?"-Maddox