Sleep talk with evan v.4

I have thee best story to tell. Evan says I'm not allowed to tell it but this is me telling it anyway because it's hilarious.

Sunday morning we all woke up and laid around in bed playing peek-a-boo with Maddox and generally being lazy bums. Evan got out of bed and said, "I have a secret to tell you. But you can't make fun of me." And then proceeded to tell me this:

In the middle of the night, he had an incredibly vivid dream about needing a tiny, baby screw driver for a picture frame. And so, in the middle of the night, sleeping Evan got out of bed and rummaged through our junk drawer in the kitchen to find a little baby screw driver WHICH HE PROCEEDED TO BRING BACK TO BED WITH HIM. He told me that he slept with it curled in his fist until morning when Maddox woke him up and he realized that he had just slept with a screw driver all night OMG. So he put it on the ground and went and got the babe.

Don't worry, ya'll. Maddox doesn't sleep in our bed. It was just me. Only my life was endangered in this story.

Evan is the best at hilarious antics in the night time. If you need further proof, here is this post from right after Maddox was born (with some of my funnies as well) and if you go all the way to the bottom of that post, you can find even more posts that contain extra, extra funnies from Evan. Good times, ya'll. Good times.