three month photos

because putting 1543244 pictures of maddox in one post is unnecessary. here's some more from our three month photoshoot. the trick is to get him immediately after his tummy is full and his diaper is clean and he's had a bath. there's like a 5 minute window of tolerance before he's all, "PUT ME DOWN, WOMAN. IT IS MY NAPTIME."

let me just point out some things:
(1) curled toes. always & forever. i hope he never grows out of that. (2) chunky. baby. legs. just look at those rolls! (3) he is forever sucking on his hands these days. except it's mostly on his knuckles even though he does sometimes manage to shove his entire fist into his mouth. he has to use both hands for this activity because he can't seem to keep one hand in his mouth unless the other is holding it up there. (4) in almost every picture of his hands he's holding onto either the blanket or his onesie. always has to have something, anything (usually my hair) in his hands. (5) second to last picture? that face is for his daddy. i know. true love right there. (6) he can't actually sit up yet. that is a lie. [my brother hasn't seen him since he was 2 weeks because he decided to go live in NJ for the summer with his roommate "the situation." so i told him that he loves to stand and my brother asked, "does he pull himself up on the couch yet?" you guys. men's baby-timeline concepts are the most hilarious things ever.] [one time evan thought 240 diapers would last half a year. HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!] (7) thanks for putting up with my baby spam. (8) jk it's my blog. i do what i want.