my husband is the funniest at 4 am.

FACT. four am is his time to shine.

evan and i tend to be a little bit out of control in our sleep. see: this post. but this one probably tops the list of reasons why i love my husband in the middle of the night because:

i woke up to the sound of a pen clicking and evan standing in the middle of the room. so i was all, "EVANWHATAREYOUDOING?" and he's all, "trying to find a light." "why?" "because i think i saw a child in here."

i wasn't even mad.  i didn't even care that it was 4 am and i had to wake up in 3 hours. this was just too good.  i started laughing so hard and woke him up from his sleep-walking slumber and he got all mad and still wanted to find the child.

one time erin told me about this app for the iphone that records any noise you make in your sleep. i have it and i never use it and i don't know what my problem is because can you imagine? i just told evan we need to start using it and he said, "we should have used it last night, then you could have heard the little girl." 

like, where did the pen come from? he just found that somewhere in our room and carried it around while he searched for a light? what possessed him to get UP OUT OF BED? i am going to have to invest in some type of mechanism to strap him in before the baby is born. he claims that he wasn't asleep and was wide awake and seriously needed to find the child. i need to be a more better wife and help him do these tasks he comes up with in his dreams. like, can you imagine if i handed him his phone or told him that she's in the closet?

that is my new mission. that and to use the recorder app and catch all the greatness that we probably usually miss.