hey! soldier!

if you have a significant other, you probably know that some of the funniest stories they tell are of your sleeping habits. evan can make the tears roll down my face with his descriptions of how i am in my sleep.


but.


you should hear my stories about him.


like last night, when he reached over me, started shaking me and said, "Hey! Soldier!!!" hahaha (all whilst sleeping.)

and then the following conversation:
me: "what?" (awake.)
evan: "do you know that little yellow house, it's really small, but this really old guy has taken really good care of it? we looked at it today. i think it's on beverly hills?" (asleep.)
me: "the one to the west? what about it?"
evan: "i want to tell that old man thank you."(still sleeping.)

he was dreaming about "the hunger games," and where this random yellow house came in i just do not know. and later he told me he didn't know if i was a boy or a girl which is why he woke me up with "hey! soldier!"


or the time i woke up to him petting the bed. he was standing over his side of the bed just petting it with his hand. "evan. evan. EVAN! what are you doing?!" "getting the water off." "get in bed. get in bed. EVAN. GET. IN. THE. BED. NOW."


or when we were planning on dinner with our friends jess and joe. i woke up to evan sitting up in bed, and when i asked him what he was doing, he replied, "getting out of the way so joe can cook the chicken."


there's been highfives, and attempted helicopter landings ("SIX FEET AT TWELVE O'CLOCK!"), sleep walking around the house, kicks, punches, hair pullings....



we get pretty crazy round these parts.