i have hoarding tendencies. i see it a lot with random junk i
have to keep or die and also with evan because our time spent together is absolutely presh and i don't want to share it with anyone else. i don't like to share [him] and i firmly believe that that is mostly due to my parents not putting me in daycare so i didn't have actual human interaction until i was like 5 and so by then it was too late to teach me any sort of sharing principles. so, when i don't want to give you a bite of my dinner or a sip of my drink or share my husband time.....then take that up with them.
i also like when my husband takes pictures of me. except he sucks at being like "your hands look like you're having a seizure. stop locking your knees. fix your hair." and so really
horrendous funny outtakes happen that i will never ever share with the world, but believe me, they're there.
also noteworthy is our ability to squeeze eight episodes of dexter and a bunch of episodes of park and rec into a single weekend. we are aware that we a) have no lives and b) enjoy doing absolutely nothing together.
someone please ask me when we plan on having children and then refer back to this entire blog.
Can we wed? Marry? And can Leslie Knope do it since she's all about marrying the gays? Was that really rude that I just said the word gays? Anyway, you're beautiful. And sometimes I want to be Evan so I can take pictures of you and spend time doing nothing, watching TV together. I luh you, botch.
ReplyDeleteYES. To all of this. Can we not live 928491 miles apart? Because hi, that's too much. Let's sit on the couch and yell ad and p&r and office quotes at each other for a long while. I luh you betch. And I especially love that you said botch, fog. SUH!
DeleteThe Prince and I had a very similar weekend.
ReplyDeleteAfter watching four movies in a row on Sunday, I was all "We missed out on some great sunshine today"
and then The Prince was like "Yeah but whatever, we've got pizza. It's your turn to pick the movie, put one on."
And it was awesome.
Hahahahahaha oh man. Love this! Seriously, sun shine will be there tomorrow! You have to spend time together while you can. 4 movies is insane. That's pretty much an entire day. Well done. =]
DeleteI was never put in daycare either. My sharing issues are a little off as well. Hah!
ReplyDeleteI love seeing photos of you; you are so dang beautiful!
And watching episodes one after another of the same series is the best thing in the world! Conquer those shows, man!!
Hahaha I laughed out loud at this. This is probably why we're friends. Issues with sharing + a million episodes back to back to back to back.
DeleteThank you dear friend. You are just lovely.
cute post! I don't want to share my man either :)
ReplyDeletelovely pictures lady... you rock in bangs!
xx
Here&Now
right?! thank you! i sure am happy with them. =]
Deletedon't share husband time ever. don't blame you.
ReplyDeleteI solemnly swear not to ask when you will have children. I will just tell you that they will probably be the cutest bebes on the whole planet. futuristicly of course. ;)
hahaha AMY WHEN ARE YOU HAVING CHILDREN? TODAY? TOMORROW? THE DAY AFTER?
Deletebahahahahaha! Believe me! I'll let you know lady! ;)
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