tonight i decided that i wanted my blog to have two sidebars. not just the one. OH MAH GOSH. blogger thought i was asking it to perform brain surgery on my blog. it flat out RUINED MAH BLOG.
now i have this mess. THIS MESS!
because i had to completely download a new layout, due to the fact that both my sidebars were on top of my stupid writing and even if i changed the layout back to just one sidebar, it wouldn't move it move it. even if i changed the width to big or little. blogger could.not.compute. MEH.
i swear.
so i downloaded a pugly pixel layout. then all my pictures were too big. then i changed like half of them. then i got brave and went back to blogger's layout to see if i could maybe change the width. then it gave me some ugly sky background. EVEN THOUGH IT SAID "none." sgihoriakdgf. i even tried to find a background that was acceptable. found one: IT WOULDN'T LOAD IT TO MY STUPID BLOG.
like, who came up with this crap?!
once, i may or may not have sent blogger a few nasty e-mails about their new set up and how much i hate it.
LIKE THE FACT I CAN ONLY OPEN ONE BLOG AT A TIME UNLESS I MANUALLY OPEN MULTIPLE TABS.
LIKE THE FACT THAT I CANNOT UNFOLLOW BLOGS AND THERE ARE FAR TOO MANY BLOGS IN MY GFC THAT I NEED TO DAHLEEEEETE.
soooo blogger hates my stinkin guts and took it out on my poor, poor blog tonight. i finally got it back to a reasonable size, but now i can't have 2 images on the same line. i mean, really.
i am not sure what i want my blog to look like, but i can give you a hint: NOT THIS. because i feel like my myspace once looked like this. AND UM, THIS IS NOT 2006.
tomorrow, tomorrow i conquer the world. and by that i mean HTML and all it's demons.
oh man! I can help! I will find the tutorial for how I helped Megan from Moonbeamwishes and Janette from Janette the Jongleur with there's. and it's a two column blog layout with one on each side. Is that what you were trying to do?
ReplyDeleteI'll find it and email it to you! If you aren't sure how to do it I can install it for you like I did for them. No worries! We can do this!
Yes! YES! I clicked on that specific layout in blogger. And it totally messed everything up. I should just hire someone to make me a blog.
DeleteBy the way! I forgot to tell you that your new layout is lovely! Great job lady! I knew you could do it!
DeleteHEY! I'll help if you want me too! I WANNA HAAAALP! <3
ReplyDeleteYes! Please help me. Please please please!
Deleteoh man, if you figure out how to delete blogs from gfc, PLEASE TELL ME TOO!! i click unfollow, and it's like, "you have unsubscribed from so and so" and then it still puts their junk in my reader!!!
ReplyDeleteANGST.
At least you can get to that page! Mine comes up with this "error code bhd863zzhe. Search for related problems on google." and nothing. But seriously. I do not want to see their junk! I've even tried to unfollow by going to the actual blog. Nothing.
DeleteTOTALLY validating your frustration (to put it mildly) with Blogger. I'm so there. Soooo many things I want to do to my blog but I've had too many experiences like this one right hurrrr and I'm afraid to touch anything. UGH. I wish I could help :( but I hope you get errthang sorted out supersoon! Onetwothreepeaceful hun!
ReplyDeleteThank you! I'm so glad you agree! I always talk about how annoying it is and I feel like in
DeleteThe only one with the problem! Ahhh! Glad you agree, but wish you didn't have to ;]
And my advice to is to not touch it! Blogger is the devil.
Larissa, you are funny. I feel your blogger pains. Laughed out loud at the "this is not 2006"... hehehe.
ReplyDeleteI can't help, I am bad at computers. True story.
You are funny. =]
DeleteI'm bad at computers, too. As we can see above. At least I'm not alone in this mess.
I had the same problems so often, I was so f*cked up, so sorry I can't help you (my blog stil looks a bit lost) but I hope somebody can really help you, really like your blog!
ReplyDeleteThanks, girl! I hope so, too!
DeleteI am loving the colours and the pretty stripes though!
ReplyDeleteBlogger can be super frustrating.
What browser are you using? I had to switch from safari to foxfire and things seemed to work a little better. And I'm not sure why either.
On another note...
REPHIT:
Larissa. You are the sweetest girl seriously, ever! Thank you so much for this comment. You words, even though you feel as if you don't know what to say, are perfection. If we could drink coffee, eat fro yo and go on bike rides I would be so happy. I curse the miles between us!
<3<3Thank you again for your supportive comment.<3
Yes, I use Firefox but I used to have to use safari to edit my blog because Firefox was a bitch. It's better now besides that whole thing. I think blogger was just out to get me! Hahaha this layout will work till I find some inspo to make it pretty pretty.
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The same exact thing happened to me last week and my poor blog was all sorts of screwed up for days while I fought with it. I hope you get everything figured out soon!
ReplyDeleteit just takes time and patience. but it's so annoying when it refuses to do what you say and then it looks horrible and people coming to your blog are like NOPE. that's a danger zone. could blow up any minute. =[ silly html. i think i've got it down now. =]
DeleteOkay hello blog-disaster twin!!!!!! The same thing happened to me, and then I went with Pugly Pixel, which- if I was wanting that EXACT layout that they offered- would've LOVED it...but, alas, I didn't and it ended up sucking majorly. Mayyyjorly!! Soooo I started from scratch and then it got better. And now I can breathe easy at night knowing my blog doesn't look a big poop to anybody who knows anything about a blog looking normal. All that to say, I feel your pain and it's so not 2006 up in here anymore, so woot woot!!!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha "Anybody who knows anything about a blog looking normal." hahaha
DeleteFuh reals.
This was the month for blogger to be a total disaster. Yikes.