And this is where I vent it all out and then all my problems go away and my life is once again perfect.
Children next door: You need to stop punching and kicking each other and stop crying that Godawful noise right next to my window. You're making me not want kids and that is a very big deal. Where are your parents?
Jeremy downstairs: You need to stop smoking. Actually, you just need to stop smoking in my alley and touching my dogs. I do not want them getting lung cancer. And I don't want you near my babies.
Evan's job: You need to not keep Evan all to yourself on this beautiful day.
Potential jobs: You need to come find me.
Tonsils: You need to stop being infected and be healthy until June two.
Tonsil Doctor: You need to read my birth date again because I, in fact am 23-years-old, NOT four. And you're a bit creepy, so knock that off, too.
Cat: You need to have your kittens because I'm sick of you being all fat. Also, I want to see them. And pick out which one, or five, I'm keeping.
Dinner: You need to make yourself. And it better be good.
Hahahaha you are so funny! I'm sorry you have these problems though...those would frustrate me too!!
ReplyDeletePS I didn't realize that I didn't have your button up before...but now I do!! So maybe that will make your day better :)
PPS thanks for the sweet comment, as always!
A lot of things are annoying me too today! This was fun to read, I'm glad I'm not the only one.
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