Target: You need to make shoes that I don't walk through.
Moosejaw: You need to send your orders faster.
FedEx: You need to deliver my damn package that has been on your truck since 5 am.
Work: You need to let me leave at my scheduled time.
People: You need to shower and shave your pitties so I don't have to be grossed out.
Work: You need to pay me more money so I can buy myself nice things.
Car: You need to stop making that funny noise because I don't have the time or funds or patience to fix you.
Cat: You need to stop being in heat because I want to kick you in the face for meowing so much.
Towels: You need to fold yourselves.
Sheets: You need to dry yourselves and remake the bed.
Evan: You need to arrange your schedule so you will see me more than once a week.
Thank you everyoneslashthing for being so accommodating.
LOVE this post and feel the same way. Like right now. And a lot lately.
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